Dutch Oven

I never said I was mature enough to be a mother.  This afternoon, postcall again, my 2 1/2 year old daughter and I were "snuggling."  And by "snuggling," I mean, I was physical restraining her while lying next to her on the couch under a blanket.  She let out a toot and what was my first thought?  DUTCH OVEN!  So I pulled the blanket up over her head and yelled "dutch oven!"  She screamed and snuggle time ended abruptly.
Mom of the year...

And for those who don't know ...  The definition according to "urban dictionary" -

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head